So I have this idea for a movie. It’s about a pro golfer who loses the Masters tournament by one stroke. After that, his life spirals into a whirlwind of self-destructive behaviour, leaving him a broken man. He decides that the only way he can mend himself is if he can make a stunning comeback and win the Masters. He loses by 31 strokes this time but discovers it doesn’t matter because the answer to all his problems was right in front of him – his adorable, wisecracking caddy Priscilla was in love with him the whole time. The title of the movie is The Magufflligan.