Oscar Wilde was not only a great author, he was a grandmaster of the aphorism. A pithy prodigy, if you will. One of my favourites is ‘Everything in moderation, including moderation’. I agree with the Big O – every now and again, we just have to go a little overboard. Unless you happen to be eating a bag of dried apples. Then it’s a much, much better idea to stick with this aphoristic addendum: Everything in moderation, including moderation and the aphorism ‘Everything in moderation, including moderation’.